Friday, May 23, 2008

May.23.2008

Would you rather have a spider crawl into your mouth while you were sleeping, or have a spider crawl into your ear while sleeping?

I would rather have a spider crawl into my mouth while I am sleeping.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

May.22.2008

Would you rather be very short (like 4'10") or very tall (like 7'8")?

I would rather be short.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

May.21.2008

Would you rather lose the ability to see or lose the ability to hear?

I would rather lose the ability to hear than to lose te ability to see.

Friday, May 16, 2008

May.16.2008

Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29.Where is the remaining dollar?

The manager kept it.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

May.14.2008

What goes around the world, but stay in the corner?

A stamp goes around the world, but stays in the corner.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

May.13.2008

Step 1: Take the number of the moth you were born in (1 for January, 2 for February, etc.) and multiply this number by 2.Step 2: Add 6 to your answer in step 1.Step 3: Multiply your answer in step 2 by 50. Step 4: Add the day you were born on to this number. Step 5: Now subtract 365 to the answer you got in step 4.

Friday, May 9, 2008

May.9.2008

If you could choose any age to be for the rest of your life, how old would you stay and why?

If I could choose any age to be for the rest of my life I would be 20 years old, and I would stay that age because it is my favorite number and I think it would be the perfect age.